So, I hear I have been challenged by a cousin o’ mine at a round of skee-ball, since I soundly beat her at pool last time we met. She says she clearly has the advantage. Little does she know, however, that I spent hours upon hours of my youth either bowling or playing skee-ball. I had barely enough room on my bed to sleep from all the stuffed animals I’d won playing carnival games, skee-ball being my favorite.

Did I mention my bowling average was 150? Did I also mention I could routinely hit nothin’ but net from 3-point range and my free throw percentage was 85%? I may have forgotten to mention my years playing softball and throwing runners out at home from deep left field. Yeah, when it comes to spherical objects, I have a habit of having pretty good aim with ‘em… If ya didn’t notice that from our little game of pool, cousin o’ mine.

Your only hope to beat me may be miniature golf.