Euphemisms

Shut Your Pie Hole!

August 28, 2008

Language can be so colorful and creative. I especially love euphemisms. Euphemistic phrases get the meaning across in the most amusing and often brutally direct way. Take the word “mouth” for example.

There is nothing more satisfying than telling a loud mouth to shut their pie hole (or cake hole for those of you across the pond). Of course, it’s probably more offensive to be on the receiving end.

I’ve lost count of the euphemisms for death. Let’s see, there’s pushing up daisies, taking a dirt nap, kicked the bucket, bought the farm, croaked, shuffled off the mortal coil, sleeping with the fishes, six feet under, gave up the ghost, sprouted wings, bought the pine condo, and so on and so forth.

I could get three or four posts just on the euphemisms for “stupid” alone. (And believe me, I will… eventually.)

So, how ’bout you? What are your favorite euphemisms?

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