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	<title>Danelle.org &#187; Television</title>
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		<title>The Future Has Arrived</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jun 2011 06:46:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danelle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I was little, I watched a lot of tv. I mean, a LOT. This was mainly before VCRs became popular. Once we had VCRs, I taped ALL my favorite shows. I loved to replay my favorite episodes over and over&#8230; nearly wore out some tapes. And then DVDs came along. Woo hoo! Even better. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>When I was little, I watched a lot of tv. I mean, a LOT. This was mainly before VCRs became popular. Once we had VCRs, I taped ALL my favorite shows. I loved to replay my favorite episodes over and over&#8230; nearly wore out some tapes. And then DVDs came along. Woo hoo! Even better. But still, for years and years I had in the back of my mind that someday in the future we&#8217;d be able to just select our favorite shows (no matter how old or obscure they were) from our tv set and watch them whenever we wanted, unencumbered by network scheduling.</p>
<p>Well, that future has pretty much arrived. We have a <a href="http://www.danelle.org/go/netflix/" target="_blank">Netflix</a> subscription and we stream video through our Nintendo Wii. Not only can we watch the newest movies, but they&#8217;re also constantly adding old tv shows to their offerings. My husband has been on a b-movie kick lately, including episodes of <a href="http://www.danelle.org/go/mst3k/" target="_blank">MST3K</a>. We&#8217;ve also been investigating old shows we&#8217;ve never seen before (Rat Patrol to name one) and re-acquainting ourselves with old favorites like Gunsmoke.</p>
<p>While Netflix is still a ways from what my &#8220;vision&#8221; of the future would be, it&#8217;s well on its way. It&#8217;s well worth the $8 a month we&#8217;re paying. That&#8217;s pretty much unlimited movies at home for about the cost of one movie ticket to a theater. And with the <a href="http://www.danelle.org/go/netflix_free_trial/" target="_blank">30-day free trial</a>, we got a whole month to decide if it was worth keeping. It was. If they add just a few more offerings, we might just cancel the cable.</p>
<p><strong><span style="color: #008000;"><em>P.S. If you click through my links and try out Netflix, I might make some pizza money.</em></span></strong></p>
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		<title>Chuck Norris Needs Male Enhancement?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 09:27:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danelle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, my husband and I were watching tv late tonight, an episode of Hogan&#8217;s Heroes if you&#8217;re curious. Well, apparently, they don&#8217;t have their commercial breaks all straightened out because three commercials played with each successive one breaking into the previous one before it had finished. I don&#8217;t remember what the first commercial was, but [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>So, my husband and I were watching tv late tonight, an episode of Hogan&#8217;s Heroes if you&#8217;re curious. Well, apparently, they don&#8217;t have their commercial breaks all straightened out because three commercials played with each successive one breaking into the previous one before it had finished. I don&#8217;t remember what the first commercial was, but the last two were quite memorable given the juxtaposition of the cut from one to the other.</p>
<p>Chuck Norris started off telling us &#8220;For over 30 years I&#8217;ve used the Total Gym for&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;&#8230;Male enhancement,&#8221; the Extenze commercial continued. My husband and I just looked at each other and busted up laughing. Chuck Norris uses the Total Gym for male enhancement? I envision a sharp increase in Total Gym sales.</p>
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